Bonus assignment for English class...it has to be a horrbile ode to something...and i chose my place of work, it was easy and my teacher dispises this place. Enjoy...it brought me great laughter.
“OWED” to Wal-mart
Oh how thee taketh my life every single night
A smile at the start of the shift
Gone within minutes when a customer starts to bitch
Oh wal-mart
How I love thy equality
You’re frivolity
Engages me
We never forget the 5 and 30 rule
We know we are so cool
We just prefer to ignore
Our attempt
Just like the tax exempt
And those who can’t read
A 12 or less sign
But it don’t matter because we are so fine
Wal-mart shall always be mine
A love hate relationship
The bags, oh how they love to rip
Obviously it was my intention
Our mistakes become others crisis intervention
“You’re card was declined”
“Impossible! *Growls* Check it again...If you could be so kind”
“You signed the back, it does not match.”
They turn and leave all behind
The groceries now reassigned
Just another night at the Wal-mart delight
Oh how thee taketh my life every single night
A smile at the start of the shift
Gone within minutes when a customer starts to bitch
Oh wal-mart
How I love thy equality
You’re frivolity
Engages me
We never forget the 5 and 30 rule
We know we are so cool
We just prefer to ignore
Our attempt
Just like the tax exempt
And those who can’t read
A 12 or less sign
But it don’t matter because we are so fine
Wal-mart shall always be mine
A love hate relationship
The bags, oh how they love to rip
Obviously it was my intention
Our mistakes become others crisis intervention
“You’re card was declined”
“Impossible! *Growls* Check it again...If you could be so kind”
“You signed the back, it does not match.”
They turn and leave all behind
The groceries now reassigned
Just another night at the Wal-mart delight
J-moose...i hope you liked that one :P
4 comments:
LMFAO!! your the best Katy. That just made my day.
oh and if this isn't the one you intended to write, when can we expect that one?
LOL made me laugh much.
umm, i came upon a site that gave me 101 ways to annoy people at walmart, im thinking of trying a couple of those tips :)
LMFAOOOOOOOO!
that was very very funny and cool. good job and love "hell mart" hahaa.
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